Rihanna & Chris Brown

Since it seems that all of America is wrapped in Rihanna & Chris Brown's life (because they lack a life of their own), I have no choice but to give my own two cents on the matter. I don't have anything against Chris Brown mostly because he didn't punch me in MY face, but also because people do deserve to be forgiven eventually. Shit happens, plain and simple. I read more than a few comments on twitter and other blogs regarding the possibility of them getting back together. Some people were completely against it for obvious reasons, but I was more surprised to see the amount of people who want to see them back together. Shit blew my mind. I personally don't give a shit what Rihanna does, it's her life and I'll still buy her music regardless. If someone's worried about the influence that this will have on young girls then you probably should be concerned as to why your little girl is looking up to a woman who sings about someone licking icing off and asking a rude boy if he can get it up. Role model? Seriously? Nah, but she is in the public eye which means people are hoping she makes the right decision. I think domestic violence is such a touchy issue because in most cases, it continues on for years. Bottom line is this, I don't want to see them back together and I'll tell you why. If she does, it's going to have a detrimental effect on her career, a career that she worked hard to build. Also, I don't know where the rest of you were at this summer but didn't Chris Brown have a major meltdown on Good Morning America, breaking windows and shit?! Clearly the homie still has some rage issues. Aside from all that, his relationship with Rihanna was a tumultuous one, and that kind of shit just doesn't go away. With all that said, it's her decision and the heart wants what the heart wants. The rest of us will just have to wait and see. 

I still remember that day we met in December...

2011 Wrap Up

I couldn't let the entire month of December go by without a new post, not to mention that it would be the last post of 2011! I've been neglecting the blog due to new developments in my life...mostly getting drunk, but also a new love interest. Well the first one worth mentioning anyway. It looks somewhat promising, but I won't get ahead of myself on that one. I'll get back to you in 3 months. My Christmas consisted of throwing back countless Grey Goose & Cranberrys with my sister, while also pretending to not be buzzed in front of other family members. Not sure if we were so successful. I'm not big on the holidays because they tend to be the most stressful time of the year, but I was pleasantly surprised this year. For the first time in a long time I find myself complaining less and in good spirits. I haven't lost my bitchy edge, but it's just less cunt-like lately. Cheers to that! Tomorrow is the last day of the year and I'm actually sad to see 2011 go. Most people are bitter about breakups and other shit, but 2011 was my year of exploration and healing. Please excuse me for going Dr. Phil on you real quick. I just feel like this year has brought me to the place where I needed to be. ANYWAY!...I hope you all get shitfaced and cry like assholes when the ball drops because that's what I'll be doing! Happy New Year bitches!

Oh and cheers to another year of not getting pregnant! Woot! Woot!

Three's Company

Threesomes used to be somewhat taboo, but since it's 2011 and most girls swing both ways, it's become somewhat more acceptable. It's every guy's fantasy and every girlfriend's nightmare...unless it's done correctly. I've taken it upon myself to give men a few pointers on how to get what they want without making their girlfriends want to kill them in their sleep. First of all, your approach is key, meaning this isn't something you bring up over a text while she's at work or over dinner. The best place to probably ask for something like that is in the bedroom, and if that doesn't work...booze her up. Just kidding. Not really. Also, make it as pressure free as possible. You don't want her to feel like if she doesn't agree that it dooms the relationship. Think about what you're really asking, how would you feel if she asked to bring another man into the bedroom?? You'd probably feel inadequate and defensive, so understand if she hesistates a bit. Now don't get me wrong, not every woman is gonna be down for the cause, but if you approach it with caution you're more likely to get what you want. Truthfully, these kind of things work best when you're not in a relationship so that there can be no resentment, but if you keep open communication with your partner about boundaries, it can be a good experience for all parties involved. I would strongly suggest it being with someone you don't know, this way there can be no lingering suspicion of cheating. Showing up to your home with a random stripper is also something I would NOT recommend. You just never know how a bitch will react, and being stabbed probably isn't on the list of things you set out to do. Well there you have it kiddies, all my rules and regulations for a successful threesome. Now it's up to you to not fuck it up...or go SOFT.

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An Inconvenient Truth...

I give the best advice, really I do! Taking advice is something I need work on, but giving it is my specialty. I guess it's because I'm a pretty level headed person (most of the time) and I can see both sides of a situation pretty easily, so when one of my friends was in need, I was happy to oblige. He mentioned that he felt he wasn't ready for a serious relationship so he was avoiding speaking to his girlfriend all day. Now the girl inside of me wanted to tell him how selfish that is, but instead I dropped some knowledge on that ass. I explained to him that a lot of men (and women) in their 20s can start to feel like they're not ready for something serious which down the road usually winds up in regret. If you have something good in front of you and you're smart enough to recognize it...you should hang on to it. Whether you're young or old. A good thing is a good thing is a good thing. Love is one of the most inconvenient things in this world. Beautiful but inconvenient. When has love ever shown up right when you were looking for it? Never. It's not designed that way. So if it shows up, don't question it. Savor it. 

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